I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
i just woke up to 15 people singing a whole new world
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I dove into a random van at the bar as the door was closing and ended up at some house with people I've never met in my life dancing in a basement
You know it is an interesting night when the 911 operator calls you
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
Smoking a bowl and ordering Dominos, you want in on either, both, or none?
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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