Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
I seriously need 2 stop fake jacking off in peoples faces at work...the I.T. Guy just showed me the security surveillance tapes.
I wish i could tell a story about guys I know without the phrase "and then I blew him." coming up.
New plan: we get a little bit drunk and go to 24 hour fitness and be eachothers wing people so we can hit on in shape hot people at a gym instead of drunk idiots at a bar.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Less talking, more tequila
The guy I woke up with is wearing the same nailpolish as me...I need to stop drinking
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
Dude so help me god I WILL weigh a penis one day
FUCK WHALES
I don't care. It's wine Wednesday get your gameface on.
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