We traveled between two mile markers in 18 seconds. Do the math.
Doo rag and shades in the bar. You are missing your future husband.
it can't be normal that my body odor smells like fries
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
I also made him write a nonfiction romance novel about what happened and to give it to me when the time was right
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
sex in a hospital.. check
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
So, I without a doubt haven't used the bag I'm now carrying since we were dating. Just had to discreetly throw out an unopened magnum in a bus station.
I'm only bisexual one week out of the month. Nothing like ovulation hormones to make the genders of my hookups seem completely irrelevant.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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