Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
2 more and I will have fucked 75 percent of my acting class. best. elective. ever.
From russia with love. But also with chlamydia.
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
All I've done this weekend is cum and drink. I think it's safe to say I'm dehydrated.
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
I had sex with him and I blame the Doritos
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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