ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
While I faked being asleep, he literally prayed to God out loud, asking for forgiveness for losing his virginity before marriage.
Seriously I will never run in my wedges while drinking racing home to have sex ever again
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
new costume idea. paint swatches and a ball gag... I'll be 50 shades of grey.
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
Omg this is like trying to sleep on a pile of ballsacks.
Yeah started playing at the wedding last night, when the line. "Ludacris fills cups like DD" he starts pointing at my tits right in front of his grandparents.
I'm shaving my vagina to the lion king soundtrack. How's your 9am?
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
Um..... I have taste. The only thing I am going to bedazzle is my vagina.
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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