just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
What do you mean when you say no pre-party sex?
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He dropped me off at 4 in the morning because I made fun of Pearl Jam..
I've heard awesome things about their margaritas. I also may buy a mustache from party city. Would you do me with a mustache on??! Hahahaha. But, really.
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
also karaoke with swedish 7yr old and drunk 50yr old = best idea ever
If I don't get to have sex with him soon my entire female reproductive system is gonna climb out of my body and choke me to death
come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Randomize
