if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I don't want to talk about her cat for two hours only to dry hump till I'm blistered. Not worth it.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He said he wanted to have butt sex with me and curl up with me after and just be near me. Then he passed out.
I told him I had to grab my Swedish fish from the car before they froze. Then I just left. But the fact that he knew how important it was not to have my fish freeze almost made me come back in....almost.
By the taste of his semen he isnt vegetarian and therefore lied to me to take me home on a brighter note i stole his fondue set
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Do to my newly discovered condition I'm having to resort to emergency beat sessions to avoid the temptation to text girls I know are easy slams.
Would it be wildly inappropriate for me to tailgate a Jonas brothers concert?
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
Came home to my roommate drinking a 40 in the shower. Chugging with his hair still fully shampoo'd.
Don't Richard Nixon her vagina
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
eating a weed cupcake with nutella on top at work. i AM a star!
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