yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
There's a stripper banging on the door demanding to see you.
I may be new to bar life, but full on grabbing my vag shouldn't happen...anywhere.
As long as you're naked and covered in glow paint, I'm there.
my professor saw me buying beer for the super bowl and said go patriots. thats how i know im getting an A in his class.
No, she isn't nearly as crazy as the girl who wanted to wear a vial of my semen as a necklace.
This place smells like bottom shelf liquor and broken dreams
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
One day, I might be old and married wishing I could bang everyone... and that'll be a problem. So I feel in my heart it's something I need to do.
It was rocky mountain showdown of course we got shitfaced and talked about eating buffaloes
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