I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
found inexpensive tickets to Norway. Questioning if its legal. PLEASE tell me you remebered the walkie talkies and face paint.
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Pierced my own nipple last night, and yes everyone did go absolutely nuts
Am I allowed to be in denial about being gay again? Or is that one of those things you can't do?
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Oh my god, are you sexting me while watching the Democratic debate.
100%
Now I'll never know if it was me that got you worked up, or Bernie Sanders' social policies.
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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