Stop blaming waffle house for all your problems
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
who knew i was capable of sobriety and human-like emotions all in the same night?
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I just want to smoke this blunt and eat pizza rolls while watching The Price Is Right with you.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
do I look like a person who has full control of their limbs and existence on this plane of reality
He will forever be known as the toe sucker who may or may not have been a father
so we just got back from swapping peoples patio furniture around to different patios. some people might like unexpected change. others might regret living on the ground floor.
I'm so high I have morphed into the monopoly man. Or maybe the Pringles guy. I don't know but I have a mustach now
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