She was like a white Oprah, but with less conviction.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
I was amazed that you fell flat on your ass and still managed not to spill them drinks in your hands. Your getting good at this.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
Their house warming gift for us was a half case of keystone and getting the cops called..
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Don't get me wrong, the sex itself is amazing, but I don't think I will EVER get used to her habit of singing lines Jesus christ super star when she is about to cum.
They wouldn't let me on the bull because I couldn't even sign my own name... She let me try 3 times...
Just fantasized about my boss's fingers in a meeting. I desperately need to get some.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
Pregaming at Jodi's. Ten minutes
Thought it was at Brad's?
Pregaming the pregame. Need alcohol before I can see that dick.
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
Randomize
