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(617): View more from Massachusetts

sounds like you fell off the wagon.

(1-617): View more from Massachusetts

fuck falling off. at this point, the wagon is a dot on the horizon.

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(360): View more from Washington

Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month

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(908): View more from New Jersey

he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious

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(504): View more from Louisiana

she broke up with me and one of her excuses was constant soreness... should I be sad or proud?

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(416): View more from Toronto

Well, McDonalds 'escorted' me out after I passed out mid-order

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(410): View more from Maryland

I'll be spending 4/20 on a cruise ship, so i need a babysitter to make sure I don't reenact Titanic

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(330): View more from Ohio

he tried to catch his projectile vomit...then went back to beer pong

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(401): View more from Rhode Island

I think tonight's gonna be the night I wear a go pro while trippin on acid

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(202): View more from Washington, DC

I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!

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