The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Make this decision based on your love for dick - NOT based on the fact that its probably one of the worst things you've ever thought of doing
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
There's a 35% chance I'm still residually drunk from last night.
And you say you're not good with numbers...
lets talk about you, dubstep, and a bunny suit.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
ted dressed as a cardinal led an expedition across campus. i felt like one of the 12 apostles.
It was so small.
Tiny. Got to love sexting. Imagine finding out the old fashioned way.
I have never encountered a chode in the wild
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Met a beautiful Irishman two nights in a row. I may never come back.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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