Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
Just facebooked the guy whose name you're yelling in there. So you're aware, his interests include "swearing at babies" and "Ice luge"
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Sometimes things go your way and sometimes you get hit on by a fat drunk girl.
He offered to teach me how hula hoop in exchange for acid. I took him up on it.
You were stoned out of your mind. We were eating cold cuts and you wouldn't shut up about how it was the wettest meat you'd ever felt in your life.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
Virginity is like the pottery barn-you break it, you bought it.
Thanks....I've always wanted my vagina compared to an overpriced coffee table
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Been smoking since 4. The inevitable finally happened: I bought a cheesecake.
Is that strawberry winking at me??
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