Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
Apparently I farted on her in my sleep. Then, just to be sure she was cool, I did it again on purpose and she didnt say anything. So, WIN?
Granted, we were all high and wasted, but the fact that she thought we couldn't see her making out with the charles in charge lookalike bc she was holding up a pillow in front of them is a little ridiculous
Did he look more like 80s Charles in Charge or the old one that had that VH1 show? It makes a difference.
he just had his sister send me a message about how he's not a creeper
Was his mother too busy breastfeeding him to do it?
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
No, I was feeling sad because all of the other girls were like model-skinny. But then I remembered that I had big boobs and went to hit on their boyfriends.
making an appointment with student health services to check out my pinkeye on 4/20. they are going to thing this is such a joke
Is there any chance I can see you without pouring vodka on your head?
that's probably because you left your arm in the fishtank for 90% of the night
He's pretty cool once you ignore the fact that he's trying to get into your pants
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
If I could go one week without being called a maneater or a spanish trolip that would be great.
If my plane goes down do me a favor. Break into my house and get the batman costume and swing out of my bedroom.
Last night he told me I was never sexier than when I was cutting pizza. Seriously. Like, he's perfect.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
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