Im at strip club and am horny
now I regret adding my aunt on facebook. she remnded me today on my wall about the importance of checking my stools for blood since I have diaherria.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
All I remember is holding on to the elevator asking it politely to stop spinning
There was a stripper pole on the party bus. Was being past tense because some fat chick somehow tore it from the ceiling while grinding
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
If you really loved me, you'd support my weed habit.
As the person who squeezed you out of my vagina, the answer is no.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
I just had sex in the footy bunny pajamas my mom bought me for christmas. Tis the season
Oh also we fucked while one of the old Rudolph movies was playing on tv so it was festive
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
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