My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
Am I the only person who thinks Megan Fox looks totally like a Thai lady boy with a serious tanning bed fix?
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
This girl has a mullet weave. I missed oakland.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
Well, that now makes it the 4th girlfriend in a row to cheat on me. I don't even care anymore...I'll date a prostitute and not even worry.
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
We've cranked the heat for blizzard versions of all of our strip games. Come over.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Last night I had a sex dream about Trudeau, he hasn't even been prime minister for 24 hours
After 8 hours of circus trick sex, his parents are both hugging me and kissing me on the cheek asking when I'm coming back over. Score?
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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