I feel like i just miscarried Jesus's baby...
It was kinda bitchy last night when i brought up my pregnancy scare and you said "shotty playing with it"
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
she showed up with nothing but olive garden breadsticks in her purse.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
maybe you should do the old hyperventilate, take a shot of vodka, sniff someone's hair trick
I swear she hasnt shaved since the last time we hooked up 5 months ago
I concluded last night that you have no tear ducts, heart, or sense of any feeling.
Dude, I had to stop mid fuck. Her cat was swatting at my balls as I did her from behind. I couldve lost something.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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