I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
I walked outside out to find her peeing in her toga with a cigar in one hand and her thong in the other
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
It Amazes me that I was able to drunk update my status in Spanish last night.
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
Matt you can be anything you want to be. Including the awesome guy that brings pizza to a bunch of stoned and sorta drunk kids.
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
You said that when your ex gave you a blowjob her mouth was like velvet
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
I don't know whether to laugh it off or be pissed at him..I got pulled over this morning leaving his place and the officer thought my hickeys were hand prints around my neck and asked if I needed to be escorted out of town.
I had sex on a seadoo on the middle of the lake lastnight
For now I'm a single mom monday-thursday and a drunk looking for dick the rest of the week
So Blakes coming home... so if youre like fingerbanging the shit out of yourself on the kitchen table...wrap it up
I threw up in 4 different Starbucks across the city before 9 am.
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