Sponge bath it is.
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
you really should stop posting my phone number on craigslist as tranny seeking tranny, last night i answered at family dinner and almost choked on my hot dog
do you not see the irony in that??
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
You were mean to me and you broke my heart and hurt my feelings. You dont get to talk to me about Peter Dinklage
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
She fucked the dishwasher AND the manager.
Well, she isn't a classist. You've got to give her that.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
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