With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I came home to the cats covered in paint and he was asleep in the tub with a firefighters hat on.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
The little girl I babysit saw pink plastic shot glasses in my car and asked what they were for and I told her they were princess teacups.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
Guy pissing in the corner in downtown Boston as his girlfriend is covering him up, yelling "relationship goals"
You just sat there staring at your apple and saying "I'm so glad you're here" to it every time you took a bite.
I tried to cut you?! I'm sorry! PS where's my hair?
It's not even 8pm on a Friday and I've already got a guy to tell me how big his penis is. Watched anything good on Netflix lately?
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
TSA doesn’t allow handcuffs in carryon bags. Super fun they confiscated them in front of my boss and coworker.
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