How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
Facebook stalking ex-girlfriends who went to rehab. This is my life.
The fact that there are multiple ex-girlfriends who have been to rehab concerns me
You were on shrooms and "the trees are crazy green!" is all you could manage.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
i went out at 5pm and cant remember anything until 3am...i was at the bus stop parking lot running around doing the Arrested Development chicken calls.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
It was big, black, and had a smiley face tattooed on it. It was the perfect penis.
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
woke up this morning and she was gone. but she left a box of donuts on the counter with a note saying "for all the 'o's you gave me last night"
I woke up to him watching me sleep and after I told him it was over he asked if we were still on for Vegas next weekend
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