Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
They're re-releasing Titanic in 3-D. Can I interest you in a joint venture to create the greatest drinking game of all time? I think yes
and I keep making him eat me out and buying me presents, this is paradise. I wish he cheated on me earlier.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
Some nice lady just gave me a beer out of her purse. I love youth hockey
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Just witnessed a man yell "gonna catch a slut!" at himself in the mirror while doing bicep curls at the gym.
I was...perplexed.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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