Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Did Neil Armstrong say the moon was too far away! NO! He built himself a fucking rocketship is what he did!
one might say we're banned from that church
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
he just hooked up with some chick in a bedroom upstairs so I just went to sleep in the pantry closet...
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Someone wrote "gnarballz" on my fridge in black marker. I'm pissed, but more concerned I slept with the one who did it
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
i wear a size 32DD bra. its basically impossible for me to get a speeding ticket
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Shit is getting real. I just adjusted my search radius for my dating profile to ANY FUCKING WHERE
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