3:12 am: but i thought i was coming over tonight, don't fall asleep i wore new underwear
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
I wish I could get plan B off e-bay so it would be a secret and cheap.
so I told him I hadn't been laid since Bush was president. Right after he cums, he says "Welcome to the Obama Administration".
You came on your own forehead. Just wanted to remind you that.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
why is there a thong in the fridge-NOT MINE-and a half of a pickle on the stairs?!
I don't wear thongs. The picle was for dipping. Ill explain later. Lacy or plain thong ?
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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