I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
I just saw the host of Singled Out do standup. Holy shit 1995.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
Also, I had a dream I had a ray gun and woke up holding my dick.
do you know how hard it is to pee with a pumpkin in the toilet ?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
If you set your screensaver to be a slides show, make sure you remove dick pics first. This lesson 1 of living with your great aunt
We can't stop being roommates, you do such a good job of holding my hair back when I puke. I don't wanna buy hair elastics.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I need to align my fucking chakras
I might be a bit longer... I found a hot guy at the grocery store, so I'm following him and buying stuff that he's buying
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