Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
I think i morst likely have 95 %patulas for hands and probably i also went to eGypt with so manyfriends. We laids in the sarcaphoguses.
You sound pretty unsure about all of this.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
I was more than drunk as hell I have rug burn on my elbows from ninja roles on the ground..
He never gives up. He's like the fucking little engine that could of hook ups
I will kill you in such a brutal way if you ever de-pants me again on the dance floor it will make the stock market ticker
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I think I'm getting sponsored by the Mexican Drug Cartel for the start of my poker career. It was an interesting night at the bar. One word, Vegas.
I'm not sure New Orleans is real. Even the grocery stores sell vodka.
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Pretty sure keeping my vibrator in the same drawer with the weed makes it work better. I fall asleep almost immedi
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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