So im using the back of a keystone box as notecard for my presentation
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Hooked up with an Aussie chick last night only an Indonesian chick away from completing my lap around the pacific rim
her best friend is in town and she told me that they used to fool around when they were drunk and I'd have to "help keep that from happening"
you motherfucker
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
its the kind of night you break several limbs and say you were lucky
Ps this homeless dude just came in hotel bar w a sword sticking out his jumpsuit trying to buy a drink w a 3rd party check
I'm just chillin on the bathroom floor
Haha oh no
The bathroom floor is like my second bedroom on the weekends
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
No. You're getting a Viking funeral and I'm pawning your shit.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
My hands smell like vagina and ham.
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