It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
Just fucked my roommate on the first night of our 12 month lease. 2010 will be awkward.
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
You mean 'full wolf form' wasn't a drunk text?
she hid the dish soap because she was afraid someone would confuse it with the margaritas and drink it instead. her reasoning was "theyre both soo pink...i cant tell them apart"
Im just a social blackout drinker.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
I want to hump her dimples until her face caves in.
So many issues. You honestly need help.
It was great. They teamed up to hit on these two frat boys all night, until the frat boys started making out with each other. The looks on their faces...
so hungover. I'm actually considering eating the snow off the roof so I don't have to leave my bed
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
everything I love is going to destroy me, so if coconuts are the answer, so be it.
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