My social work teacher just told our class about her bicurios adventures in college
is she hot?
She is now
you're thinking of things to pack this weekend and you think Don King wig?
Pulling over on the side of the road to set off fireworks was the worst idea you have ever had. I don't care if it was called a friendship pagoda.
I got asked if I was pregnant as a pickup line
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
For future reference, Twizzlers CAN leave welts.
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
We were so hungover we fell asleep in Goodyear waiting for them to fix her car. At 4 in the afternoon on a Sunday. The workers apparently didnt want to vacuum because they didn't want to wake us.
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
We could put on there: "Drink jager bombs and do stupid shit faster, with more energy!"
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
just caught myself putting beer in the oven and pizza in the fridge. i should be a trainwreck by tonight.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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