I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
home. puking in laundry basket.
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
She told me I should be a condom model.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
it's taken me 3 hours to eat this pudding cup. I think I am melting.
He's 5'2" and his dick 4'8"
You hear the wildest shit in a Walmart bathroom.
Dude, Kevin called the cops on the cops.
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
Randomize