I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I'm gonna vom. In the dentist chair. Who makes a dentist appt for July fucking 5th.
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
Please don't drown this weekend. It would be a shame to lose a dick like yours.
I HAVE A PIGEON IN MY JACKET.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
You made me pull over because you thought a leaf was a twenty rolling across the road.
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
We inadvertently arrived at the strip club on Bear Night. The dancers all look like young Santa Claus and there's a buffet....
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
I take it you're alive?
Mostly. Can't quite control my arms.
My parents get here at 6 so I have to make it look like a sober virgin lives in my room by 5.
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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