I got drunk at the beach today. I got the word Badass! tatooed all the way across my foot. Probably a bad idea.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
Hey its bob the builder. Where did you go?
she went to pee and i could hear her singing "Drip Drip Drop LIttle April Showers" from Bambi through the door.
I just found little boats floating in my bathtub....they are made out of white castle boxes, condoms, pickles, and corks. All the wine we bought is being used as the "ocean"....clearly we didn't drink any of the wine.....but I don't remember doing this.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
says the girl that drank her shots like they were in a dog bowl
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
I would not be watching the debate if there wasn't drinking involved. Let's be honest.
You could be a whistle.. And just ask bitches if they want to blow you all night
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
I just saw a guy faceplant off a unicycle while holding a saxophone, while his buddy riding another unicycle and sporting a flute rode by laughing
Only at UConn...
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