The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
I hate you, and I hope you have babies soon that you love very much. Then I will steal them and feed them to sharks, and you will be so heart broken that you never want to have any more kids and you'll just hide out in a dark room all day wondering how someone could feed another persons babies to sharks.
He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
theres a kid face down in the middle of campus... people are going about their day and paying no attention to him
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
So my ex vomited in front of my door and passed out there
Tonight I totally got eaten out in the old school photo booth in the mall. Will send you pics of the photo reel asap
Randomize
