im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
So they call this "a walk of shame" but fuck that...this walk is fantastic. What kind of debbie downer came up with that name?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
i'm way too high for it to be safe that i just discovered i have a fire extinguisher
yeah a little bit of me felt bad about it. But the rest of me was having sex with him.
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
From what I can tell at a cursory glance, it seems that last night I fell asleep on string cheese and it melted into my bra.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
I Projectile vomited a massive question mark on Brent's bedroom wall. Don't tell him it was me. I want him to play the whodunit game.
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