end the night at a gay bar...not sure how...but why the fuck do i have two condoms in my pocket?
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
Im deleting that text because its a possible ncaa violation
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
HOW DO I ALWAS FIND THEM?! THERE WAS BE A SOCIETY OF SMALL PENISED MEN AND I MUST BELONG TO IT!
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
The fact that I bookended my summer with pregnancy scares doesn't upset me. The fact that he's a trombone major does...
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
Some bitch is passed out in a pool of vomit. Fucking lightweight, it's only 8.30.
Oh, wait.. That's you.
You know when you're a kid and you play at the pool until you passed out? It was like that except instead of playing it was sex.
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