Don't go all Obama on me. George Bush this decision and just do it. Thinking's for the morning after
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
on my arm i have a score card from when we apparently had a competition to see who could harden his nipples fastest..
who won?
THAT is your concern right now?
If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
Had a farmer come into my class to talk to us today. He apparently met his wife on fb and just thanked jesus for his land. I think I am in the wrong major...
its time for step 4 of getting over him: post his number on the transvestite page on craigs list asking for pics
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
Just now remembered singing Trashy Women at the reception. Not karaoke, just sang along with the mic I stole from the DJ. All while still in my dress drinking champagne from the bottle
He is currently pregaming mini golf. MINI GOLF.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
Kid walks in and orders 24 Mcdoubles and 14 large fries, as he's handing me the money he tells me he lost at rock paper scissors so he had to do the munchie run.
Randomize
