How does she give head with a nose like that? It looks like she has a plantain stuck in the middle of her face.
I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i was told that i was found face down in a plate of ketchup at the dinner table
It's never too late to be topless.
Saw someone get laid in the bathroom no one was wearing shoes and I had a parrot on my shoulder...I never want to leave this bar
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I got to walk around for eight hours wearing power armor and acting camp. No way I wouldn't love it.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
My vagina is very pro this idea
The hump and dump is a beautiful thing
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