this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I don't remember its real name, I just call it the Harrison Ford Cush after that idea with the Indiana Jones mask. I should just get high and sell people my ideas for their Halloween costumes all the time. I'd make a fucking fortune.
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I just got home and someone ate all my chicken nuggets. Bitches be asking for a death sentence?
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
Just cuz I'm recovering alcoholic does NOT make me the taxi for you every weekend
Disregard everything I texted you last night. Oh, and disregard me hooking up with your boyfriend.
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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