I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
is it bad that i have made the decision to never travel to vienna simply because of that transvestite that won the bachelor?
dont start drinking without me
I'm concerned you might be passed out on a random rooftop right now. Not concerned enough to do anything about it. Hope you're alive. Goodnight.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
The Deck is crawling with Cougars. Sound the irresponsibility alarm and come drink with me on a Tuesday night.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
If I don't have hickies that last till tuesday, I didn't do this weekend right
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
Randomize
