you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
i rewarded my self with tacobell for not throwing up on any one. MISTAKE
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
I kept reassuring him that I was easy like Sunday morning, not easy like "I've had 6 shots of tequila and haven't had sex in three months"
Fun fact of the day: Our cat does not like rum.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
my only goal for the semester is never go to my wednesday class sober
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Either I'm getting old or the shit show is playing earlier than it used to...
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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