i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
I woke up with dick mouth, a raw vagina, an empty bottle of vodka and the best man next to me. I also found my thong by the pool. Best.Wedding.Ever.
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
TINY HANDS NOT FOR BUTTHOLES
This is going everywhere on the internet.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
YOU HAVE BEEN BAD TOUCHED BY THE LEPRECHAUN OF CHOICES
I never truly understood the phrase ball is life until I started having to balance NBA finals and all these men with balls i'd like to handle.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
Good for you, kid with a beer in hand as you walk to your 11 am class.
I thought this was a dry campus.
That means you have to bring your own beer from home.
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