I've had a Margarita with salt, but I have to say I was impressed by the Stoli and Sprite rimmed with adderall
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
I thought we agreed, no more super glueing action figures to my dick
Now that my 6 day bender is behind me, I just realized I might have been the one who took a shit in our mailbox that past few days.
Ever since I told them the story of the sex in the canoe scandal its like I am in season
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
THERE IS A VIDEO OF DMX SINGING RUDOLPH THE RED NOSE REINDEER
I'm officially in the Christmas spirit
is it weird to think that girls born in '96 are now legal?
Fuck you. Leave my nipples out of this. THEY DID NOTHING TO YOU
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
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