Pappa wants mamma naked
I'm being pulled over???
For what!?!?!
??? I'm in a cab!!!!!
All I've ever wanted to do in life is right
Maybe you should learn how to spell write first
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
um i just went through the in-n-out drive thru and meant to ask for my cheeseburger animal style. turns out what i actually said was, can i get that cheeseburger doggy style? been a rough weekend.
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
How much beer/TP for a BJ? Trying to set my new rates.
Randomize
