On a list of weird places to get a bj, how weird is in the basement of a pharmacy
i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
Tipped our cab with a photo booth pic of us, a paper dollar, a dollar in quarters, a crest white strip. And a tanning pass valid in boston
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
Dude I just saw a beer truck w taps in the side... It's like god heard my prayers and sent me a gift from heaven
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
I would do everything over again, except the fireball.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Are we allowed to ho on the roof?
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