Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

ADVERTISEMENT

Sorry pcelove35 hasn't picked any favorites yet.

ADVERTISEMENT

(712): View more from Iowa

I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.

Fav 14 4917 1758
share tweet
(248): View more from Michigan

I'm telling lies about you to make you look like a good person

Fav 13 3946 1019
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(919): View more from North Carolina

I have a new reason to go to work: I can tell which 3 of my coworkers are sisters just by looking at their butts.

Fav 32 3842 760
share tweet
(712): View more from Iowa

Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer

Fav 10 5822 1613
share tweet
(340): View more from US Virgin Islands

$1 margaritas. This happy hour needs to end.

Fav 4 3955 1030
share tweet
(928): View more from Arizona

proof that my night is going well: I can still open doors

Fav 2 1880 849
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(469): View more from Texas

Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.

Fav 14 1123 3090
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(814): View more from Pennsylvania

Okay well for one he didn't speak any english but before any happened he made me use the translator to consent

Fav 2 93 6
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT

(585): View more from New York

Do you just want me to shit in a Jack-o-latern

Fav 0 17 35
share tweet

ADVERTISEMENT