whoa...plan B gets you drunker quicker.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
being a part time student has turned me into a full time alcoholic.
idk if its the weather or the "im still drunk" or the morning sex i just had with my roommates gf but that was def the most enjoyable walk in the rain ever
I found a digiorno pizza in my washing machine.
4pm on a Sunday....roomate fucking like a wildabeast while I have a organic chemistry study group in my kitchen.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
Full contact beer pong was definitely not my best idea.
I almost just texted "I'm lonely" to my gynecologist.
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I think that thing where I have 2 boyfriends is happening again
yeah I had to wear a fucking diaper from work home so I didn't get the shitty squirts all over my cars seats it was fucked
you know what? fuck you, fuck your nana, and ESPECIALLY FUCK THE BLACKHAWKS.
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
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