its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Well you broke that rule when you put it in your mouth.
I think it might be brain cancer. Hangovers can't be this bad
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Do you think it's safe to mix miralax with a tequila sunrise?
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
Some how my underwear was hanging from the antlers of a antelope head on the wall of the hotel........
I have already been up, showered, had a cup of coffee brought to me, added a little rum to cure the hangover, had sex and kicked him out and it's only 1pm. Successful day so far.
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
drinking vodka out of a wine glass to feel a little bit classier about myself.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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