i wore my purity necklace wen we fucked. but its ok cuz simplified was blasting in the background
hahahaha. im glad listening to simplified justifies breaking ur promise to god
Dude, I found out the hard way that she wipes back to front. I ate her out and had to throw up.
Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
she tried to handfeed me fritos while yelling "PENIS TRAIN"
Just saw a hooker eating a pastrami sandwich walking down beach blvd blowing kisses to traffic. My day = made
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I'm gunna send you baby bottles of vodka for those nights when you just give up
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
I know, dude. If he ends up having a tiny dick, I will literally pack it back into his pants and leave. Not worth the aggravation.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
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