There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
I don't even know how sober sex starts anymore
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
She forgot my birthday again. How do you forget something that came out of your vagina???
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
All right cuz right now I'm in one of those moods where the shear thought of doing anything more strenuous than making a sandwich has me wanting to curl up in the feeble position and splash around in a puddle of my own tears.
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
What did we do lastnight that resulted in a $1,896 charge on my credit card with a $2,000 limit
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
Today, this cop risk his life to save me from a sink hole but all I could do is laugh, I was so stoned
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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