it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Women are fucking wierd. I have forgotten this. Divorce papers should come with a handbook.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Then he rubbed shampoo all over my arm and shouted, "Garnier FUCK THIS."
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I'm on the couch watching HGTV googling giant boob Halloween costumes so life is swell
I didn't even know his name until he texted me the next day and told me I should take a plan B pill. Thanks Danny.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
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