My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
I'd be careful with that one, she got 86'd from the family dollar while SOBER.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Hahahaha don't tempt me. Remember we're trying to avoid airport jail if possible
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
I do remember that in my dream I wasn't impressed with his dick.
Wow just discovered I can communicate my favorite sex positions using only emojis god bless this age of technology
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
drunk boyfriend and drunk me are NOT meant for each other
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