kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
you'll be glad to know I got kicked off the microphone at a bar in Breckenridge last night thanks to my country rendition of all star
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Fell off bed. Face first. 10 stitches. huge scar on forehead. totally going to start telling ppl my parents died fighting Voldemort.
Question: rebounding with your exboyfriend over your rebound guy is healthy right?
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
I just found out that I slept with Kate Gosselin's publicist back in June . Brb I have to wash myself endlessly.
I feel like death crawled up inside me and died. That sick
Well we're either getting a bunny or I'm getting you pregnant in about 12 days.
eating chex mix on the couch when he walks in naked and asks how he looks. are you shitting me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
What, I can't laugh at my sister being driven crazy by Facebook randomly assigning chat significance to the guy she lost her virginity to?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
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