I wanna passion pit in your ass
not allowed to tweet this cos she's following me but i definitely just got head in a stairwell of the university of chicago. wanted you all to know.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
This is the high leading the old right now
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Took three klonopin and turned all my jeans into jorts. I miss you
I supernannyed him into submission
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
My brother is coming home and he is bringing a whole bunch of friends with him. I am making him a cake. What should i put on it?
"Open for business" or "I have condoms" would probably work
i love discovering the tokens of our drunkenness from the night before. it's like easter egg hunting. today: smashed pizza rolls in the sink.
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