Is it weird that I think of Ennis from Brokeback Mountain everytime I hear "Make em Say" by Master P? "I don't need your money. Huh." NA NA NA NAAA.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just want nice things and good sex
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
At what point can I admit that I hate going to house parties?
I don't wanna stand in your shitty kitchen making small talk while I guard the quality booze I brought.
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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