is it mean to send ur x his condoms back because they are too small for ur new boyfriend?
I want a gay best friend. or apple sauce either one is fine with me
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
Well fuck that. I mean, I made out with my cousin once. Who gives a fuck.
I think Charlie st. Cloud is the saddest thing I can masturbate to.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
Your stoned with a 2 year old in the room....and that makes you want to have babies?!
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
I never thought wine and chicken nuggets would end up being a thing that I did, but here we are
You partied and then got cock slapped, Don't tell me you didn't have fun
My uber driver just told me I smell like fun...still drunk at 7 am
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
just found the "let's take a picture before we do these roommates" before picture
thank god there was never an after picture.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
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