Laughlin, where retired strippers come to die.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I REALLY appreciate you guys taking care of me when im wasted but i think its weird when i wake up in different clothes than black out in
I have no idea. I woke up naked on someones toilet locked in the bathroom with two baby kittens.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
You were greeting everyone with " Hi I'm Jess show me your dick" whether they were dudes or not.
Yeah I'm at the doctors getting a shotand don't know how to tell them I'm still probably drunk from last night
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
But I made it seem like I wasn't hungover at work, so that's a plus.
For 15 minutes straight, he literally did every accent there was, from Russian to Bostonian. The issue: no one could determine whether he was sober, wasted, or anywhere in between
How do I say “I have great tits” without it sounding awful
is it weird that i just witnessed the marriage of someone ive had sex with on multiple occasions?
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