At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
I would dunk an oreo in her breast milk
I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
You even been so high breaking up weed with your fingers feels like surgery?
His facebook status is an owl city song. I'm so glad i didn't end up fucking him.
so it turns out that "condoms galore" does, indeed, come up on your bank statement
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
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