spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
They live so far away from me that not fucking them both would have been financially irresponsible
I had sex on an exercise ball. The inevitable has occurred.
They're watching TV in bed. The Golden Girls to be exact. Aaaand I just heard them singing along with the theme song. I love living with gays.
just fucked two guys in less than 12 hours. i miss this part of being single.
and by single i mean slutty
the mexican frat downstairs started singing this mariachi song, then out of nowhere some dude busts out a trumpet and plays along. is this even real?
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
Is using cherry lube as jam shameful or hilarious
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
Alex thinks he can revoke my dick privileges haha.
Isn't he the one getting all the privileges ?
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