I'm gonna cuddle the shit out of you tomorrow
ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
her nose should be used as a dorsal fin
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
The bouncer yelled at him for poking at the guy selling roses, I think it's time to leave.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
got into a verbal altercation with Luke Harangoty last night over a table. Called him a cross-eyed fuck and got the table.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
is it weird that our first time having sex was makeup sex?
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
AND I HAVE A NICE COCK! A STRIPPER TOLD ME SO IT MUST BE TRUE!
My liver is screaming fuck you right now.
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
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